Tell me and I’ll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I’ll understand.

Chinese proverb

English 444 Portfolio

You’re all part of the “Stupid Girl-Syndrome”
Read a book….do something other than your make-up
Sometimes it’s empowering to NOT act like such a bimbo, I promise.
Maybe if girls didn’t put out so easily, men would actually work harder to impress women.
Raise your standards, ladies! Or stop complaining that you’re getting treated like shit by guys.

MEN

Learn to hold a conversation for longer than 5 minutes & maybe we’d take you more seriously.
We’re not dull, we know when you aren’t listening. TURN OFF!
BETTER CONVERSATION = BETTER LOVIN’
How have you guys NOT figured that out yet?
We don’t want to talk to a brick wall.

GROW UP, kids!

You’re the leaders of tomorrow!

I AM SCARED!

Alcohol is fascinating, we get it. And apparently so is butchering the English language, congrats!